How to handel Negative feedback

Hm, haven't had a negative comment about my writing in quite a long time, I almost forgot how aggressive people can be...
As a comic artist I have experienced haters of my comic. When I was young and foolish I would argue with them, but as I got older I would debate with them. Both probably foolish things to do because I knew my art wasn't fantastic and my spelling and grammar will probably never be brilliant. But when it comes to things like this it's like your pride on the line. After all you sit around and produce these things freely for other people, and someone basically comes along and gobs in your face.
The best approach is to simply ignore them. In my exspirance this is the best method, mainly because it'll turn into a haters Vrs fans showdown. You can sit on the imaginary sidelines smiling to yourself at the amount of love and devotion you have created through your work, that you don't have to fight for your own honour, because people will do it for you.
So here is my advice on how to handle Negative feedback. Stop being crap, make a loyal fan base, and watch them duke it out. Then laugh like the evil mastermind you clearly are. Bwuhahahahahahahahaha.

Coffee is evil

I don't understand why people drink coffee. It makes my head fuzzy. And I can't sit still, and I most certainly can't concentrate on anything, let alone think. Yet an entire workforce uses it to keep themselves focused at work.

Now I presume coffee must have similar affects on everyone else. I can't be the only fuzzy brained twitchy individual after drinking it out there. Maybe I was just a born tea drinker. Though tea makes me equally twitchy and fuzz headed when I've drunk enough of it.....

Maybe the entire countries debt is because everyone drinks too much coffee and are thus too fuzzy headed to do actual work? They need to it function, yet to drink it it reduces their ability to function because they're fuzzy headed?

It can't just be me can it? I work better absolutely exhausted then I do pepped up on caffeine.

but if we'd never discovered coffee and tea we probably would be still hitting each others with swords rather than getting things done....

I don't know. Curse you evil coffee! You are dampening my writing ability!!!