Wednesday, 27 October 2010

Coffee is evil

I don't understand why people drink coffee. It makes my head fuzzy. And I can't sit still, and I most certainly can't concentrate on anything, let alone think. Yet an entire workforce uses it to keep themselves focused at work.

Now I presume coffee must have similar affects on everyone else. I can't be the only fuzzy brained twitchy individual after drinking it out there. Maybe I was just a born tea drinker. Though tea makes me equally twitchy and fuzz headed when I've drunk enough of it.....

Maybe the entire countries debt is because everyone drinks too much coffee and are thus too fuzzy headed to do actual work? They need to it function, yet to drink it it reduces their ability to function because they're fuzzy headed?

It can't just be me can it? I work better absolutely exhausted then I do pepped up on caffeine.

but if we'd never discovered coffee and tea we probably would be still hitting each others with swords rather than getting things done....

I don't know. Curse you evil coffee! You are dampening my writing ability!!!

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